spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.

"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

by EL June 19, 2006

Spanish fuck

Where one dresses up as a bull and the other take the bull horn inside whichever hole they want.

Fred got Spanish fucked last night and he is in the hospital. James went so hard he ripped his ass hole in half.

by britishbabe93 April 27, 2016

Spanish

a very confusing language and everyone who has to take a spanish class rages over it.When you get a spanish test back,no matter how good you may be at the spanish language,it's always a D

Bob:Jeeze,spanish is so hard and confusing
Joe:I KNOW!!WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE IT!?
Bob:Yeah, it's not like we want to even move to Spain!

by a_prankstergangster June 13, 2016

Spanish kiss

Where a female is kissing you and gets down on her knees where she proceeds to eat your ass.

I’m still picking hair out of my teeth from giving my boyfriend a spanish kiss.

by Lil.mayo December 30, 2018

Spanish Raping

Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.

Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!

by Jake From Statefarm August 20, 2013

Spanish Tint

A phrase for smearing fecal material onto a vehicles windshield.

My ex never washed her car so after I got drunk one night I helped her by giving it a spanish tint.

by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010

Spanish Teacher

noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco

Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....

by Michael Weber October 10, 2005