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Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008
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soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!
do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions
by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005
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Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.
I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.
by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008
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Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.
Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!
by MrSoggy July 20, 2010
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Spoogy Snatch

Spoogy snatch is pronounced like and rhymes with "scooby snacks". A spoogy snatch is a Vagina (aka snatch), which contains or is covered with semen (aka spooge).
- That woman gets banged by so many guys, she has a permanently spoogy snatch.
by funkywizard July 27, 2010
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soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.
We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.
by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011
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soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
by critz August 12, 2012
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