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Denver Sober

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq November 29, 2022
mugGet the Denver Sobermug.

Sober

Being sober is boring
by anonymous January 17, 2021
mugGet the Sobermug.

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
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pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated
“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*
by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024
mugGet the pennsylvania sobermug.

sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.
" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "
by Those Nuts November 16, 2023
mugGet the sober cringemug.

Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch
by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023
mugGet the Sober Octobermug.

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall
jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now
by lexi3467 April 20, 2025
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