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Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.
"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"
by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025
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dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
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silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall
jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now
by lexi3467 April 20, 2025
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pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated
“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*
by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024
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Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.
Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober
by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025
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Nebraska Sober

One who is sober from all drugs and alcohol except for cocaine
Yeah my buddy Lewis went Nebraska sober last week. He hasn’t slept once. Great kid and an even better family.
by GKBFWL November 6, 2025
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