by word123 February 17, 2018
Get the sabeena mug.One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.
Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009
Get the sober-faggot mug.1. That dirty Mexican hit me with his Atomic Sobe Bomb!
2. hey you better back off i brought my Atomic sobe Bomb!
3. Nazi's also known as skin heads used Atomic sobe bombs to mentally crush their opponents in the process of Blitzkrieg!
3. Did you bring protection...yeah i brought my Atomic sobe Bomb.
2. hey you better back off i brought my Atomic sobe Bomb!
3. Nazi's also known as skin heads used Atomic sobe bombs to mentally crush their opponents in the process of Blitzkrieg!
3. Did you bring protection...yeah i brought my Atomic sobe Bomb.
by samdannathanabe April 25, 2008
Get the Atomic Sobe Bomb mug.by Wes2912 January 10, 2015
Get the sober mug.Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!
Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
by nevo17209 June 14, 2009
Get the Sexually Sober mug.The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
by The Confuser July 4, 2009
Get the Sober Search mug.The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
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