by Pinoythespian March 28, 2005
In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021
While doing a femal or male in the doggy style position, you spit on their back and when they turn around to say "WTF!" You cum on their face.
by leodrome January 03, 2009
To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.
I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
by Jomo June 19, 2021
Nonchalantly putting your face in her vaginal area and ever so slightly sniffing. That’s sneaking a pussy sniff
by MadSkills October 31, 2017
ahhh this one you don’t even wanna kno where THAT came from…but ill give the meaning anyway. It’s the only way for a straight girl to nail another girl. If youre having a 3some or even a 4some (if those exist but in todays society im sure they do) and while the “hot chick” so-to-speak is having fun doing her thing or w/e u nail her. But u be really sneaky about it. Therefore it doesn’t seem as though your not straight.
by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 11, 2008
means to sneak up to a woman when she is sleeping and jackoff and shoot skeet to her face then when she wakes up she will be "keaked"
by jaime the man March 08, 2008