small dick syndrome 

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle

A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly

small dick syndrome by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013

smallocule 

a really small molecule, like less than three bonds!

i'm sick of these smallocules, let's study some DNA!

smallocule by Robert Carey May 20, 2008

small fry's chewy pops 

a short male mexican's sausage link.

"I went to a waterpark 2 days ago, and this mexican's speedo was too flimsy, so everyone saw the small fry's chewy pops

small fry's chewy pops by FlapMaster August 13, 2008

small Iranian 

a small Iranian is a small Iranian girl she could fall off a step and die she does not follow the law and takes drugs she is normally abit of a crack'ed she is like this because she is always trying to escape her height and can only do so when out of it

Guy 1: did you see that small Iranian i heard she has stopped growing

Guy 2: ohh ross the Iranian ? ye she has stopped growing its fucking funny

small Iranian by j-mannn July 12, 2011

SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.

Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚

SmallishBeans by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

small penis gun club 

Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.

Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh

small penis gun club by not impressive December 16, 2013

smalldickery 

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.

Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.

smalldickery by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006