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Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
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slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.
'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'
by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
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Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
by beronicascrown November 20, 2019
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Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.
You're such a ventripotent sloth.
by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010
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sloth fam

A group of friends that don't really do work, they sit around and laugh at one another until a teacher/boss yells at them.
Jack: Hey, do you think they're done yet?
Phil: No, they're the sloth fam, they don't get anything done.
by Abby Kninaka November 12, 2015
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Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth
by Horny toddler May 5, 2020
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