sloppy anna

The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.

In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.

by Shyann Mance April 29, 2008

Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.

- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.

by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018

Sloppy Ali

When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls

I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Sloppy Mariachi

While you go down on a girl, rapidly use your tongue and vibrate your lips like playing shitty vibrato on a trumpet. Having a dirty Mexican/Pedo mustache is also preferable. Wearing a Sombrero, and a sweaty poncho is optional.

He gave me a sloppy mariachi last night! It was so good!

by Cpt.ThirdWheel December 24, 2014

Sloppy-oat

When you're white gurl trashed, but thiccer than a bowel of oatmeal.

Dude, you got so sloppy-oat last night

by Oat chick January 26, 2018

sloppy christopher

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.

“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Sloppy Jerome

When a big black man named Jerome cums in your Sloppy Joe, your Sloppy Joe is no longer a Sloppy Joe, but now is a Sloppy Jerome.

Person 1: Dude, Jerome came over to my house last night and totally made a Sloppy Jerome for me.
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(

by Noob__Master69 November 19, 2021