Sloth

When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.

1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth

by Carterjonesy June 3, 2008

Slothing

to throw your body onto another yelling,"SLOTH!!!" and dragging them to the ground by their neck.

i tried slothing this kid today and it worked.

by seavdaddy September 22, 2010

SLOTHLETE

To be a professional sloth.

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.

by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004

Sloth Ass

A very lazy person. Somone who is so lazy they dont respond to text messages and or Im's.

Stephanie you are such a sloth ass when you dont answer text messages!

by Ryan Tallent December 6, 2006

slither.io

slither.io is the new agar.io that people play to have fun or relive stress

person 1: i'm done with my work

2:come on lets play a round of slither.io

by crimson comet May 25, 2016

sprung sloth

a sloth with an erection

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.

by SprungSloth January 16, 2009

Sloth slut

1. a slutty ass girl, that will do anythin in her power to get dick, a one night stand hood-rat, that you cant believe you fucked in the first place and made you wish you were fucked up on some other drug so you wouldnt have remembered dabbling in it in the first place.

2. If any of these traits sound familiar to you, I sincerely urge you go get tested immediately for any major or common STD's

3.Sharon=Carin :)

Yimmy's first night stand with the sloth slut......you know!!!

by PEE@JAY June 30, 2011