simage

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024

Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey

Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!

by heheheessdd May 30, 2025

shimagoon

somebody who found Shima from Planet Dolan extremely hot as a child, and still does.

Guy 1: "bro i'm such a shimagoon"
Guy 2: "fucking furry"

by Aidenmash July 14, 2025

Shima

The opposite of Amish.

A person who would rather use machines or technology to do things.

Wow, your oven turns itself on and off. That’s so Shima.

by Literategirafe October 11, 2025

Hanzo Shimada

The hottest hunk of a man to ever exist. The most elegant game character to live. The man who I own a 1k picture album of.

Rando: Is that Hanzo Shimada?? Damnnnn look at that rack.

by PeppermintTrees July 22, 2021

K’shima

K’shima is a unique name normally given to a girl. K’shima is special and somebody you can confide in and not worry that she will tell anyone.

Friend: Hey K’shima! Did you do your physics lab?
K’shima: What physics lab?

Person 1: Do you know K’shima?
Person 2: Ofcourse i know K’shima she is like the sweetest person ever

by TheWoooo November 21, 2021

Max-Saima

The better overwatch player

Max-Saima is better than you

by Wiieke December 20, 2021