smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 29, 2007

sloshed

to be very drunk while behaving like a bohemith and slurring words

I was so sloshed last night I slipped on a cable and chipped denny's tooth.

by RakkelReed December 30, 2007

sashed

1.(Adj)Thomas; someone who gets pwned all the time by their superiors.
2.sashed is a type of food in ethiopia made out of dead asian people

Thomas:Ur gay
Gomez:you cant spell
Thomas: yed i cant
Gomez:HAHA, sashed!
Thomas:DAMN

by AntonioGonzales June 22, 2008

Stashed

To get humiliated or boyed by someone. To be cussed by someone in front of lots of people.

Awww man jus got stashed.

Woahh boy just recieved a stashing.

Dont stash me man.

by Aliceeee ** October 24, 2008

sloshed

When you are so incredibly tired that it creates the effect of drunkenness.

"Man, I stayed up so late last night I don't remember anything, I was so sloshed!"

by loates June 13, 2010

sloshed

Getting white boy wasted

Damn bro, Im fuckin sloshed!

by MDKMRDONTKNOW November 26, 2010

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011