skunk warp

being so stoned that the time-space continuum appears to be altered. i.e. car headlights leave a trail of light as if going at warp speed, you feel like you're travelling much faster than you actually are.

Blue - 'Are we going really fast?! It feels like we're going really fast!!!'

Red - 'Nah, we're only going 10mph, speed up a bit... How fast does it feel?'

Blue - 'About 40mph! Whoa, I just got caught in a skunk warp!'

by dizzyopz January 10, 2010

bubble skunk

Hybrid form of marijuana, coupling the ever popular hydro variants bubblegum and skunk. Partaking in the bubble skunk tends to lead to laziness, and dis-illusionment. When consumed in mass quantities users are completely useless, but content to be so useless.

Man I set aside a whole day and laid around hitting the bubble skunk. From what I remember I had a good time. I am now the proud owner of the clapper, and a whole shitload of Anne Murray CDs. Damn fine bubble skunk.

by Steebr77 December 30, 2004

panty skunk

A line shaped shit stain left on a pair of girls panties.

Ken: "Remember that hot chick I was talking to last night at the bar?"
Joe: "let me guess, you took her home and gave her the dirty Adolp, right?"
Ken: "I knew it would work when I took off her pants and saw her panty skunk."

by tounginasscheek June 21, 2008

Skunk Stripe

When you blow your load and leave a line of jizz in someone's hair.

She dipped her head as I blew my load and I gave her a skunk stripe.

by yetisexer February 27, 2009

skunk dick

Raunchy genitalia caused by lack of proper hygiene and/or upkeep.

Analogy: Swamp Ass is to your Anus as Skunk Dick is to your Penis.

I went to the city last night and got home mad late. Had to go to work in the early morn's. I woke up late, skipped the shower, put on some de-oats and by the middle of the day I had some gnarly
Skunk Dick!

by drivethruecp February 20, 2009

burrowing skunk

Shit on the ground...When you have ur partner in the "doggy style" position, shove her face in it and cum down her spine.

Sally: "Last week, it was kind of gross when my boyfriend tried the burrowing skunk on me... i stunk for days..."

by JoHo187 November 26, 2006

skunk style

extremely raunchy (doggy style) sex between to people who have not bathed in the past week

guy1: me and guy3 did it skunk style 3 days ago we both stank so bad but i still havent showered
guy2: ugh gross i can tell u smell so bad even actual skunks are keeping their distance
guy1:mmmmm yea lets see how nasty i can get till next time we go skunk style

by stinkyrottenass October 24, 2011