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dj skip

DJ Skip: Someone (a DJ) who plays songs and changes the song every 15 to 40 seconds which everybody hates, he is skipping the biggest part of a song. Nobody likes a DJ Skip
Guy/girl at the speakers plays a song. Every 15 to 40 seconds he changes the song that is played, everyone is annoyed by this.
'Shit, he changes the song every 15 seconds'
'We have DJ Skip over there mate'
by g123g030 April 19, 2015
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Skip-Edging

When a video game has a skip button for cutscenes that you have to hold down, and you try to fill the skip bar as much as possible without actually skipping the cutscene.
Yo, this cutscene's boring. Let's do some skip-edging on that skip bar
by Murcielago1992 May 25, 2025
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Hop, skip, & go naked

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!
Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got
by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015
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skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.
by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015
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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school
I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day
by Schnaare April 26, 2021
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Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless
You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!
by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023
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