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The Shovel 

The thing you need to kill The Clown when you see The Clown. It is very rusty, the handle has mud in it, (it got on my sweatshirt : ) and looks [like somebody was beating rocks with it. Legends tell it was crafted by the Scared Geologists. (See Scared Geologist Theory)
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"
The Shovel by empha September 18, 2023

Golden shovel 

A person who only wants money
Golden shovel by Potato fan January 11, 2024

snow shovel dude 

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.
And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude
snow shovel dude by Mmahgik April 6, 2024

Double Shovel 

A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.
My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion

Turkish shovel 

When you scoop the feces out of someone's buttcrack with your penis.
I made sure not to wipe so Liam could give me a turkish shovel.
Turkish shovel by Futalover67 September 15, 2025

Piss Shovel

Piss Shovel (PS) is a unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done, usually in reference to the output of engines or motors. (not to be confused with Pferdestärke which is also abbreviated to PS, a metric horsepower used in some regions to denote engine power; 1 Pferdestärke is roughly 0.98 Piss Shovel)
George: "It's going to make lots of Piss Shovel" Referring to his French Le Car MF135 he was making
Piss Shovel by Aviation757-300 January 30, 2026