onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Fuck shit around

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)

Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.

by Datboiprs September 29, 2018

flipping a shit

To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".

When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.

by starstarfairy September 1, 2009

Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

by Dicked September 30, 2012

Alfred Some-shit

Din Thomas' name for mixed martial artist Alfred Khashakyan. This name is used due to Din's inability to correctly pronounce Alfred's real surname.

Din: "The last fight featured the highly touted Alfred Some-shit, because I can't pronounce his name!"

by Nigel Bennett August 1, 2018

I’m going to shit yourself

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

by Rayaster July 8, 2021

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022