Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

by the little robert August 5, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Hawthorne sessions

The gascan project's first ep, written and recorded on Hawthorne street by singer Bart Canada and Jeremy Gaskin.

You should download the Hawthorne sessions ep album yet by the gascan project

by Soulification February 17, 2021

Anal session

When Mike and you have sex but you have penises and then Mike shuts a lil skarr on your bed sheets as a sign of the loss of his virginity

Mike: wanna have an anal session

You: yes. Oh boy.

Mike: what’s on your bed

by Logan hugil February 3, 2025

Breeding Session

When a bunch of dudes run a train on some hot slut, each nutting inside her. Usually, satisfies a woman's need to be filled up, and reminds her that she is a good little fuck hole

Trixie was a little down now that her friends were all getting married and having kids, so at a party she gathered a bunch of guys to have a breeding session. When word got around every dude at the party was having a go at nutting inside her tight pussy

by chorizogordo April 5, 2024

Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021