Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.

Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”

by melonelemone June 25, 2019

Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019

session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone

me and tommy had major sessions last night

by koalakokales May 28, 2019

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

Sessions

Cool, good, impressive.

"That set last night was sessions mate."

"This grime is bare sessions bruv"

by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017