Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017
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While enjoying a new craft beer, Shari decided to post a selfie. She sat in selfspense for what seemed an eternity - 33 seconds - before a follower reshared it and backhanded a compliment to her.
by von groovy September 7, 2017
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Get the Selfie-illiterate mug.Person 1: Did you see salfishermylove's new tiktok video?
Person 2: I did, she's so hot and sexy!
Person 1: did you also hear she's married to sal fisher and Benny Weir?
Person 2 : I did!
Person 2: I did, she's so hot and sexy!
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by wxnqq June 14, 2021
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by Atagin June 19, 2021
Get the Selfie swapping mug.A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.
jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.
by 3zeek November 9, 2015
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