seelhammer

Fucking Badass mother fuckers, who hands down have the biggest dicks in all the god damn world, their dick's are like steel hammers

God Damn, that's big Seelhammer dick

by zdawg20 July 1, 2014

Seeing the ghost

During the act of oral sex where as a man is standing and a woman is on her knees the point of orgasm for the man is reached. At this point the man grabs the woman very rough on the top of the scalp which slightly tilts her head back and forces her eyelids wide open. This is the opportunity where the man jacks his jizz in her fully exposed eyes thus making her see a white blurry "ghost."

The bitch was known for spitting so when she was gobblin on my meat I yanked her head back and splashed in the bitches eyes. She didn't like seeing the ghost.

by rc51rider July 15, 2010

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Seeltzu

1)A term of frustration
fuck, dang, darn, damn

2)Another term for something annoying
annoying, a piss off, aggravating

Can be combined with seeltz:
"Seeltzu seeltz!"

"Ah, seeltzu!";
"Well, that was seeltzu."

by Jexirian/JOssius/Nix May 5, 2004

seeing the burro

The moment that first sip of morning coffee hits the brain of a caffeineaholic when they are groffy. Reference Columbian Coffee advert icon Juan Valdez and his burro.

(seeing person literally come alive again from grogginess with the caffeine rush of FCOTD) "Yep, she's seeing the burro now!"

by lafftur January 21, 2010

seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.

I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.

by -Holly- July 9, 2010

Seeping poo juice suction cup

When the poo juice seeps out of the asshole after hardcore anal, and slowly slides down the thigh, then the partner begins to suck it off, referring to the "suction cup"

Rodrigo gave me a gnarly seeping poo juice suction cup

by Sinclair o'neil November 3, 2012