by SchroFag October 28, 2022
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Get the Schrodinger's Ejaculation mug.When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
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Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap
by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Trap mug.One who makes statements online and decides whether they were being “ironic” or treating it as a normal post depending on others’ reactions. Refer to Shrodingers douchebag.
Group Chat 1: Men are hot
Person 1: So true
Group Chat 2: Are men hot
Person 1: wtf no thats gay
Person 2: Shrodinger’s Irony at work
Person 1: So true
Group Chat 2: Are men hot
Person 1: wtf no thats gay
Person 2: Shrodinger’s Irony at work
by smilesguy January 24, 2023
Get the Shrodinger’s Irony mug.When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger’s post mug.A guy who answers a question with absolute certainty and then claims he thought he was answering a different question based on people's reaction when he is wrong in order to manifest himself being correct.
John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
by JonathenSmith February 16, 2023
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