Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

schlong

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

by purple golf bag July 6, 2020

Schlonster

A cock that is an absolute monster. Much larger than a schledium or a schlong) and with great girth.

Girl 1: So how was your date night?

Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster

by Wados18 May 8, 2020

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

Schlongfinity

The schlongfinity is a groundbreaking tool to extend your own schlong size. It allows you to multiply your schlong size to burst out of your pants to impress your friends.

Person 1: Yo dude, when did you get such a big schlong?
Person 2: Oh, I used the schlongfinity, you should try mine out.

by Fred Man August 30, 2020

Schlongalingalonger

A penis that looks like salamj

Damn you have such a schlongalingalonger

by Mrsensless January 22, 2021

Schlong

The Slang word for neck in French

Ayo That dude has such a long schlong. He looks like a giraffe.

by [TrollxBig] June 7, 2021