schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Schlong

Something PlayStation players suck on.

That guy sucks at Fortnite. He eats schlong on the daily

by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020

Schlong island

Long island

Stupid bong man from schlong island

by Agayguy March 1, 2024

Schlong

Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

by Eat my schmiek September 7, 2017

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

Schlong

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

by tpulley1966 June 27, 2022

Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them

Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.

by Postopia11 May 23, 2025