schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

schrodingers schlong

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

by lordcatfood May 14, 2022

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

Schlong

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020