Safe as Fuck

Used by the ever growing Chav culture in England to describe an object, event or doing of something to be realy great. Often spelt Safe as, or Safe as fuk.
Alternatives are:

Off the box
Mint
cushtie

Ya m8 dats safe as fuck!
Leah bond aint safe as fuk mush!

by Cribbo December 28, 2005

safe

a way of basically saying thanks or ok among people. usually used in england areas.

Some Guy: I did your favor that you asked me to do.
Weird Man: Oh, Safe.

Harris John The 4th: Well meet at the shops at 7:30, yeah?
William Shakespeare Jr.: Safe.

by sakib January 24, 2008

SAFE

Stoned
As
Fuck
Everyday .

Not your average I have a joint on Christmas type person . Someone who lives and loves the art and passion of cannabis, someone who’s eyes are always red. It’s safe to be safe . When it’s 420 day everyday . Whatever your tool of choice if your blazing on the daily your definitely safe.

It’s not a phase that your going through it’s living your life to the true !

Hey, you getting high today ? Of course bro , I’m SAFE !!

Stay safe mate.... everyday brother!

Hey bro where’d you get that awesome stoner shirt ? Oh bro I got it from safe . Stoned as fuck everyday .

Hey babe that’s a sexy looking top I love the smoke it, it’s delicious weed plant on there .

Thanks honey I got it from Safe

by Sweetlilphsyco April 21, 2019

safari nipples

Nipples, usually of oriental women, that are unusually long. E.g. between .75-2 inches.

African women are sometimes known to have safari nipples.

by Daltron2000 November 15, 2009

safari

A ride through the redlight district. The hoes come out and start harrasing your car and climbing all over your car while you pass by them at 2 mph. While doing a drive-by, you are staring at the skeezy hoes like they're a pack of wild animals - just like an African safari. The only difference is that you replace the African jungle with a jungle of skanky ass bitches.

Drunkass 1: Damn, I'm drunk as hell.
Drunkass 2: Yeah, me too. What you wanna do?
Drunkass 1: Let's do safari!
Drunkass 2: Hell yeah! You drive, I'm too drunk, and I wanna heckle the bitches.

by joemomz December 28, 2005

safah

She is so peng and dank.Everyone wants to be her.She suits a peng mix race boy.She is so beautiful and sooo sexyyyyy❤️💗😍🤪🤤😘🌎😇💘

That girl is so safah❤️

by Safah May 12, 2018

safe horny

Safe horny denotes subjects towards which the current Overton window allows or even encourages public displays of sexual attraction.

"Hey bro, check out this artwork of nude Lady Dimitrescu"
"Not interested, she's safe horny"

by Mom's Spaghetti Enjoyer May 8, 2023