Rusty Palmer

when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer

My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.

by Chuck Diesel April 8, 2007

rusty trombone

favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"

"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"

by cannon2001 March 23, 2009

A Rusty Venture

Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.

She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.

by Oz Flowers November 25, 2010

rusty gate

when you don't wipe you ass good enough and it itches.

James: "My ass itches!"
Chris: "Go wipe your ass, you have a rusty gate."

by Bognanna April 25, 2006

Rusty Nail

the act of sticking ones dick into a girls mouth right after anal sex

I gave the 2 dollar hoe a rusty nail last night

by scotty June 30, 2003

Rusty Clutch

When you slip from the first hole into the second hole, you have a Rusty Clutch.

When his girlfriend looked back angrily when he attempted to do her in the butt, he shruged and blamed it on a Rusty Clutch.

by Tralfas September 16, 2006

rusty seagull

The sexual at of finishing anal by pulling out and roughly gagging the catcher to the point they make a sound like a dying seagull. note if vomiting occurs it becomes the painted seagull.

Rusty Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: eaurauuchh!

Painted Seagull:
Guy: thats right bitch you love it in your ass, now eat my dick!
Girl: Wtf? hey...euurachhh...splahcchhh!

by PtrThaRmn October 4, 2011