roast in peace

An alternative to REST in peace... when a public figure, especially a politician, pass away and presumably will ROAST in hell

Maggie Thatcher is dead.
Really? ok....Roast in Peace ,,,bitch

by angry_man January 1, 2016

roast

a specific type of insult which is often rude in some way or another, with things like comparisons to generally bad things and on the internet is generally directed at celebrities and people like that (e.g. Donald trump) but in real life it can be used on anyone whom you don't like or as banter.

roaster: "you know that bloody mary thing, where you look at a mirror , say 'bloody mary' three times and a creepy face appears, i did that last week, you know, your face came up, almost gave me a heart attack"
watcher: "that was a damn good roast, roaster"
roaster: "why thank you"

by post progressive math jazzcore November 22, 2016

toss roast

A combination of a toss salad and a spit roast. Picture 3 people: Ben, Mary and James. Mary is taking Ben's dick from behind, whilst putting her tongue in James' personal space.

Honey, would you like to invite my father over for a toss roast?

by Noni Wilson November 8, 2004

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

roast

1. Meaning “to ridicule”… the word was popular among middle schoolers circa 2007 and is still nauseatingly overused by childish high schoolers today.

2. A word used when not quick enough to come up with an actual insult.

1. “Look at those ugly shoes! I’m ‘bout to roast him.”

2. Cordia: You better watch it or I’ll roast you.

Jalin: Go ahead, roast me.

Cordia: (to friends) Aww hell naw, he’s about to get roasted!

Jalin: Waiting...

Cordia: Alright, ima roast you now...

by LC Bears November 15, 2009

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

spit roast

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'

by spit ro-st September 22, 2003