Ranen

a man who sometimes is in desperate need of an attitude adjustment.

a very sexy man with a good sense of humor and a charming personality, but has major PMS.

"shelia! omg.. ranen is such a nice guy."
"dont be silly denise, you know its only temporary!"
"yeah, that boy needs to have his period!" - deb

by denise and shelia jj January 15, 2009

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Ramen Job

A highly regarded sexual movement sweeping the nation. A Ramen job, or "rj" as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the Ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man's genital area. Then, the person giving the "rj" procedes to eat the ramen. Mmmm!

Jon: Hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?

Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!

by Craig Allaby!<3 October 14, 2008

ramen

Ramen is a Japanese knock-off of Chinese food consumed by wapanese and poor college kids. Tastes like sodium chloride and chicken.

Wapanese - "Oh my god liek, I can't wait til the new Naruto episode comes out so I can download it and eat ramenomg kawaiiii =^__^="

College Kid - "Well, after the thirtieth cock at the Olive Garden, I probably have enough for 5 days of ramen.."

by The pornstar formerly known as Jesus May 5, 2005

top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.

Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.

by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005

Raceneck

A person who is a complete redneck/racist. Usually has a confederate flag somewhere on their property and acts completely stupid to seem even more trashy.

Dude that guy over in the big truck is a complete Raceneck, look at the horns on his truck.

by Progo February 3, 2010

ralena

Raspberry

Ralena means raspberry.

by Addicchun April 13, 2016