puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

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Poverty Puffs

Those big ass bags of cheap cereal near grocer's freezer. Patent Pending CL 2/24/16

Hey Todd, That's a big ass bag of "Poverty Puffs". Yes it is Bill. Yes it is!

Mom! Can Bill have some "Poverty Puffs"? No he can not Son. No he can not!

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by I AM CL August 31, 2016

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When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.

Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.

by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011

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Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014

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Stuff & Puff

The art of tucking your testicles between your legs and stuffing your own scrotum into your rectum. The final act is farting out the scrotum.

Josh: What are you up to tonight, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I’m gonna go home, drink a few beers and do a little Stuff & Puff.

Josh: What is that?
Bobby: I’m gonna stuff my nuts into my ass and fart them out!

by Catwrencher October 5, 2018

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