presence e-mail

sending work e-mails in the middle of the night or after calling out sick to update your boss of projects or issues that you've been working on.

Did you see that presence e-mail from Bill? He sent out an e-mail at 2:30 AM stating that he's still sick and has been working with our ISP on that Internet issue.

by Ophelia Bush October 27, 2009

prosecco walk

A walk outside, e.g. around the block, with a glass of prosecco as a brief escape from the endless whirl of news about catastrophic events (e.g. a brutal military invasion of a sovereign, democratic nation).

Ugh, I've been staring at news from Ukraine all day, it's so sad and infuriating. Let's get some fresh air and go on a prosecco walk.

We've been staring at our phones for 4 hours now. Instead of increasing our anxiety levels even more, let's discuss how we can call on our government to actually help with the situation on a prosecco walk.

by Phreddd February 26, 2022

omni presence

the greatest garage band of all time...keith-guitar, tom-bass,david-drums,vocals

omni-presence is the state of being everywhere at the same time

by z-dog December 22, 2003

November 9- Give your friend a present

Today is the day you have to send your friend a present that they ask/choose.

"I want a laptop on november 9th because its November 9- Give your friend a present. :D"....."No. Die"

by Katylen November 8, 2021

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.

Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

…
Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

by ARealNiqqa October 16, 2021

dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010