jaynal probe

when a person named Jay has sex, it's a special operation called a "jaynal probe"

Oh man, i heard you got some Jaynal probage last night! :p

Dude, did u jaynal probe her?

by Profius August 15, 2006

probablEE

Probably, pronounced as "pro ba blEE. Pronounced as proablEE the word means the matter has been settled. The word summarizes a discussion about a likely event and denotes acceptance of the near certainty of the matter by the speaker. Use of the word means the speaker has fully conceded the point, and wishes to end the conversation. It is usually a one-word sentence.

Although the accent is on he final syllable, it is pronounced with a fatalistic tone.

Dillon: Yikes! That traffic camera caught me going through a red light.

Travis: Yeah, I saw the light flash. You're going to get a ticket for sure.

Dillon: ProbablEE.

Sam: Levi, you're totally gonna be a dad. Bristol doesn't believe in abortion and she's preggers.

Levi: ProbablEE.

by Medford Man May 10, 2009

Probrosal

When one man asks another man to be his best friend forever.

dude, last night Chad busted open some Natty, we played some gamecube, and then just chilled. Then at the end of the night he surprised me with a probrosal. Guess we're friends forever now.

by Captain Johansen May 10, 2011

Problem Solver

A gun, usually a revolver. Used by rappers.

"I got a problem solver, and it's name is revolver" - Dr. Dre

by Incognito Dude October 11, 2012

probable cosby

Evidence of guilt based on sheer number of accusations

There was no forensic evidence, and no eyewitness, but the judge found Probable Cosby because there were so many people who were willing to testify against him; There was no direct evidence, but there was Probable Cosby

by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014

Probafuckinly

Probafuckinly, Probafuckingly, or Proba'fuckin'ly

A portmanteau of "probably" and "fucking". Used to add a little extra oomph in cases where replying with "Probably" just won't do.

Guy: Is Harvey Weinstein getting assrammed in prison right now?

Gir: Idk dog, probafuckinly.

by mii2 May 8, 2021

Probsuction

A slang term for a sexual activity involving a mechanical suction device, I.e vacuum cleaner. Henry and Dyson models often are claimed to have high probability of self inflected probsuction.

“I’ve just bought this new dyson vacuum, might give myself a probsuction tonight, it will be so sik”

by WhereisRay July 28, 2021