Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011

Premature eChatulation

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.

Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011

premature etextulation

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.

I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.

by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011

premature extextulation

Sending a blank text inadvertently.

Hey, sorry about that premature extextulation. I hit send by mistake.

by giddyidledoodler December 15, 2011

Premature ovation

The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.

The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.

Jimmy was so drunk that when the band stopped playing for a second he had premature ovation.

by hararya February 19, 2012

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012

Premature Nostalgia

(noun) A mental condition in which one develops a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations that have already happened or have yet to happen.

Monica experiences moments of premature nostalgia when she thinks about life after grad school.

by lethopeburn July 19, 2013