PARANOIS

The art of making someone paranoid and annoyed at the same time

Kensi paranois me a lot when she stalks my Facebook

by Typhoenix April 4, 2017

Panome

When you or someone else disappears

When you kill someone in a video game you can say “haha you just Panomed”
or

When you suddenly leave a call you say “Panome”

by KMart 69 November 19, 2017

Panot

Filipino word for a balding person, who’s hairline has exceeded the forehead.

"Hey its a balding person. "
"HAHAHA PANOT KA GAGO!" (You’re balding stupid)

by depressed fucking shithead September 23, 2018

PANO

P.A.N.O
Put A Nigga On

Ayo my guy PANO wit the home girl ashley she looking fine asf

by Meat daddy555 October 3, 2020

tough panoogie

Used in North Carolina urban tech settings to mean inefficient database systems.

I'd wish I could look this guy up, but my tough panoogie is really slow.

Even after version 3.0, that tough panoogie still couldn't sort for shit.

by G.L. Sweet June 18, 2008

Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.

A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.

by Not Stox April 12, 2009

Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."

by HoustonH December 12, 2010