A game often played by pre-teens who have run out of pot and need to occupy themselves. First, all the Cardinals convene, then when a new Pope is chosen, white smoke billows out of the empty bong. The new Pope chooses his royal name (something to the effect of G-Money, or Pube XVI), and then his position is secured by placing an empty Fedex box on his head.
by JBo June 1, 2005
Get the Fedex Popemug. To describe something a that doesn't make sense, or contradicts itself.
by t_strang January 2, 2015
Get the jewish popemug. In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
by andy1 April 19, 2005
Get the pope penis testermug. Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”
by jackofsly October 14, 2010
Get the piss off the popemug. Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.
Pope Benedict XVI is just a cover
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)
by Spock! June 3, 2006
Get the Pope Benedict XVImug. It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.
by Griz April 18, 2004
Get the Shaking hands with the Pope.mug. by tommy September 7, 2004
Get the popes bedroommug.