pilot

a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not

Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...

by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005

Pilot Blonde

Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).

Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.

by suedo master January 15, 2010

Pilot

The perfect boyfriend a girl could want. He is dreamy, cute, and really funny. He comforts you when you are feeling down and he makes sure your okay.

Boy: are you okay?
Girl: Yeah I'm fine, thanks Pilot

by _Bellpepper_ January 29, 2017

Finger Pilot

1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler

2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.

"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"

"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."

by Dan Wilder April 29, 2008

Co-pilot

A co-pilot is a buddy who you would take with you while on the prowl for chicks. Co-pilots are generally the substitute for a wingman when one is not available. A common use for a co-pilot is to distract her friends while you make your move. However, a co-pilot can't be granted the same level of trust as a wingman, in the sense that they are usually rookies and have yet to earn their wings. Therfore, co-pilots are a last resort.

Guy 1 - "hey man, I need a wingman for tongiht. You in?"

Guy 2 - "Sorry dude, I have to work early in the morning. Why don't you get your little bro to co-pilot you?

by outforsomeair April 9, 2010

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by weave April 2, 2003

Muslim Pilot

A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.

Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."

Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"

Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!

Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!

-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.

by Islamophobia July 25, 2009