A pedo who uses an old captain crunch whistle to signal all the little boys of the town. It has been rummored that the pied piper of manhatten is known for giving energy massages to youthful boys in the nude.
Steve jobs spent the night blowing his old captain crunch whistle. All the little boys of manhattens 2600 group flocked to him for energy massages. He is the pied pipper of manhatten mang.
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Oh my god Eta class loves our pledgedaddy, he really smoked us last night and I got karate chopped in the nuts
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Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.
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