phone scammers

annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.

God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.

phone scammers are such dicks

by Stouz August 30, 2018

Phone Boy

When you're hanging out with your friends and there's that one kid who just sits there on his phone.

"Hey man have you seen the lighter?" *Silence* "Get off your phone and pay attention, phone boy!!"

by Masek November 22, 2018

Phone Grenade

VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.

Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”

by Catch63 August 30, 2020

Phone Drone

a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.

Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 2, 2022

hellular phone

a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR IN TROUBLE) the cops

wHO JUST CALLED U 8 TIMES?....UH...IT WAS MY MOM SHE finally JUST SENT A TXT THAT SAID WE'RE HAVING macaroni FOR DINNER AND she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i hellular phone!!!

by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011