Peen

Penis

Suck my peen dawg

by Ofere June 27, 2019

Peen

The best MF clan in Modern Warfare

Tom: Aye man, what's your clan tag for MW?
Sam: Bruh, obviously it's Peen

by Dat_Boi42069 December 4, 2019

J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

Peen

A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.

Dude shut the fuck up evan ur a peen and nobody asked you to speak

by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018

peen butter

Slang for semen

I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole

by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019

Big peen

Something you don’t have

That boy over there doesn’t have a big peen

by Stupidbitch420 December 10, 2019