Peen

A word for a man who is an absolute chode.

Guy 1: yo your dad is an actual peen.
Guy 2: ya he is, I don't like it when he beats my mom.

by Spedped November 22, 2019

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J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

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A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.

Dude shut the fuck up evan ur a peen and nobody asked you to speak

by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019

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