panning

hitting another over the head with a pan, not physically, but mentally

Busdriver: "Larry Dunn, you better sit your ass down and cut this mess out. I know you don't want to start panning on folks, do you? Not with what I know 'bout your momma".

excerpt from Watsons Go To Birmingham

by Nicholas Hastain August 17, 2006

parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.

Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.

by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016

painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009

painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

by Mopopi March 3, 2016

Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.

John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.

by o iop June 4, 2009

Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.

1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.

by FPTop100 June 15, 2009

Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.

"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."

by Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimon? January 14, 2008