Liver and Onions

A slang term referencing the female genitalia.

Wow, she had well tidy liver and onions.

by SwinFish September 21, 2010

onion fuck

n. UN'yun fuk - A woman with a hot body, but an ugly face. Derived from the fact that before you fuck her, you'd like to raise her skirt above her head and tie a rope around it to keep it in place, thereby creating an onion-dome shape.

v. - To actually fuck such a woman in such a manner.

Dopey guy, walking behind woman with hot body: "Whoa, I'd like to get sassy with that chassis!"

Same dopey guy, after seeing same woman turn around to reveal her butt-ugly face: "Damn, an onion fuck! I wonder if she'll let me onion fuck her."

by maximum g August 16, 2007

Onion Boy

The main character in the book "The Adventures of Onion Boy". Created and Illustrated by Athena Mariah LaRue. Onion Boy is the Leader of a fictional Mutant Revolution.

Onion Boy would be listed under the genus: Allium Sapiens

by slimy snail January 23, 2007

In my onion

When someone asks you what IMO means, you tell them "in my onion" to keep them thoroughly confused.

DJ: IMO my dick is soft
Cydney: What is IMO
DJ: In my onion.
Cydney: Hahaha onion is such a funny word

by DJ Squeezy Juice October 12, 2008

Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

by onioninointment July 10, 2011

Onion Porn

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )

Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.

by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016

Onion Goggles

The act of dangling ones nutsack above your girlfriends eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit perfectly on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of prospects: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.

Kev: 'Fuckin ell, I got the missus a treat this morning...'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'

by Brian Khan October 27, 2010