One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

One Eyed Reaper

A non-existent character which is a bastard

Are you a One Eyed Reaper?

by Janev July 6, 2018

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

by Rikkaroid2434 July 30, 2021

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023