vodka knob

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.

Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

(Knob) sock

An idiot, stupid person or some with low intelligence that does stupid things

that driver is a right "(knob) sock" or i hate him, he's such an "(knob) sock"

by Gavinc September 29, 2008

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

Knob head

Some british thing i am ment to be

You are a knob head

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016

knob dripper

A man who takes a piss on the side of the street or highway

Hey man look at how small that knob drippers balls are!!

by Johnnycakenstein April 21, 2023

Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone

(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"

by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016