Friendly Maggot

When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.

In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"

Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)

by YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodCynic October 28, 2012

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friendly tsunami

when the quaking of your foundations sends much more than a ripple into your environment

My outlook shift has created a friendly tsunami of change in my life...

by T-Nugget September 10, 2011

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friendly punch

To punch a friendly lightly on the shoulder or arm.

Friend tells a funny joke
Me: Stop your too funny friendly
(Then I friendly punch him)

by Linktargeter.com May 14, 2016

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Friendly Jellyfish

The act of one male tickling another male's scrotum

Thomas swam under the water to surprise Kit and he sneakily gave him a friendly jellyfish. This left Kit feeling vulnerable and shocked by the friendly jellyfish

by Loose Goose For King December 13, 2012

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