Lazy Catholic

A term used to describe Methodists, especially United Methodists, due to the fact of having many Catholic traditions, but not being part of the Roman Catholic Church.
Jane is a Lazy Catholic, her church has a minister instead of a priest.
by Lazy Catholic May 17, 2009
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Lazy Wally

The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.
Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.
by Brandons moms lover. January 01, 2008
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lazy dog

When in a doggy style position with your girl you both fall over at the same time from exhaustion while still inside her and keep having sex.
by kstan3 August 19, 2010
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lazy jay

On the female genetalia, occuring when one labia sags down past her knees while the other remains nice and firm.
Mindi suffers from a lazy jay, that thing touches the ground when she walks!
by Laquita in NYC December 20, 2007
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lazy gas

NOUN: That pesky ploom of gas that just sits in your belly for extended periods of time, without the motivation to exit. You can't really push it out until it's good and ready to blossom into a fart on it's own.
"Man, I've had the "lazy gas" all day. I'm gonna blow out my o-ring if I keep trying to push it out!"
by Mike & Ron August 04, 2007
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Lazy Shepherd

When a man sticks his penis thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman's vagina with horrific ball hair.
"She wouldn't do me unless I trimmed my pubes, so I told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time"
by Burkalurk March 08, 2010
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Lazy Crazy

The word crazy added to lazy.

How people named John describe situations beyond their understanding.
John: "Wow, I don't get this, it's so lazy crazy!"
John: "wtf. im so confused they typed that this is this that.that is so lazy crazy"
by beccab00 June 13, 2009
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