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Drag Bar

A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.
"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."
by xxxyy August 10, 2022
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london drag

The london drag is where the male takes his penis and drags it down the female's back starting from her neck all the way down to the crack of her ass.
Wow I would perform the london drag across that bitties back
by Johnny john mp April 2, 2017
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dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants
I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.
by sliveredham March 7, 2019
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memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!
I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.
by QJO July 13, 2017
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Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.
That lap dance made me drag the Brad.
by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019
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Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.
John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.
by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021
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Dragging The Caber

When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.
Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.
by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021
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