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top naked 

removing clothing from only the top of your body. Taking off your shirt.
I am going in the pool, i guess ill get top naked! I am going to get top naked all weekend.
top naked by TheRealNickB August 3, 2014

Butt Naked 

(Noun) *smoking term
A joint that is rolled and smoked with marijuana only. No extra additives ie. tobacco, Fonto, blended herbs

Based in the DMV
Some peole like to smoke their j’s with tobacco in them but I smoke butt naked.
Butt Naked by StayHi71 September 29, 2020

Naked Brain 

Exposing a single testicle through the opening in the zipper in a exhibitionistic manner, usually to another cooperating party. This can become a game where you see who can show their naked brain in the best location (supermarket, restaurant, library), where the most outrageous location wins the game.
Steve and I went down to the Piggly Wiggly on friday night and I managed to sneak a naked brain out near the frozen foods. He then retaliated and got me back over in the produce section.
Naked Brain by Eric Crouch December 29, 2004

Naked chicks 

Naked chicks, referring to small, prepubescent chickens that have been recently stripped or shaved of their fur, in order to cook them mother fuckers for breakfast.
ya dig?
yo them Naked chicks are naked as fuck, start the grill Dave you saucy mother fucker.
Naked chicks by Mlk_Tiddies July 31, 2019

naked run 

The standard consequence of losing a beirut/beer pong game very badly. The losing team is required to run naked around the outside of the building in which the game is being played. Depending on house rules, a naked run rule may be enforced either when a team loses before making it to their first re-rack (6 cups left) or when a team does not sink a single cup in an entire game. This rule is often not enforced in a game where all players are male because that would be considered "too gay."
Steve: "How'd you guys do in the Sigma Chi beirut tournament?"
John: "Not too great. We lost to 'Wet Balls' in the semifinals."
Steve: "Man, in every tournament there's a team called 'Wet Balls.' So unoriginal."
John: "Word to your mother. But at least we got to see Vicky and Sarah lose a game by 9 cups and do a naked run around the building."
Steve: "Hell yeah! Vicky is pretty hot. I would have loved to see those things bounce around, if you know what I mean."
John: "Yeah it was pretty awesome. Skeet skeet!"
naked run by Nicholas D February 13, 2009

Naked Man 

An age-old activity that occurs when a male and female are together in a room. At a point when the female leaves the room, the male strips down to total nudity and strikes a pose on the nearest couch.
Rich: "Hey did you hear Kyle pulled off the "Naked Man" last night on his date with that girl from the projects? That's a classic move!!!"

Eric: Yeah, it's just ashame she threw him out into the projects completely naked and the police are filing indecent assault charges against him."