Tire mark

(In the video game Watch Dogs) The event that a player is doing a wheelie on a motorcycle, then proceeds to use another character as a ramp.

Tim: *doing a wheelie* Dude check this out.
Marc: Okay.
Tim: *tire marks civilian*
Tim and Mark: *proceed to vigorously be over excited about a successful tire mark*

by NotAFlyingChicken July 14, 2015

Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.

Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)

by Peter Hines November 8, 2012

Tire sore

When you feel like you’re tired and you really want to take a nap, but the feeling is due to something like a workout or a long day. The feeling is temporary usually.

Eric: “I’m gonna crash,
I have a really bad tire sore!”

by Kazine September 26, 2021

Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%

Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

Fat Tired

When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort

After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired

by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017

Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners

"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."

by da bous July 4, 2012

Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021