Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 25, 2014

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 30, 2016

Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 04, 2020

camo nipples

When a girls nipples are the same colour of her skin and you can just about make them out.

"Oh my god her nipples were white! Just like her skin! Must have Camo nipples..."

by Jayhou July 21, 2014

nazi nipple

-Nipples that are perpetually erect.

-Nipples that look like they are perpetually aroused

It's not the cold, just Nazi Nipples.

by Pseupi May 23, 2017

Bloody nipple

Is when a person has to wipe up blood off the gym floor with his/her nipple

In order to contain chaos, Theresa suffered a bloody nipple at the annual party games

by Barefoot&boots November 24, 2015

glass nipples

The result of cold canadian winters creating nipples so hard they could cut glass.

"Hey bro, you might want to wear a coat, the winds are causing some mad glass nipples."

by CamelToeKa October 28, 2013