spit mustache

blowing a load on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Linda a spit mustache the other night!

by Heels5 February 5, 2010

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muistashe ride

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

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A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.

bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.

by IOA August 3, 2007

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Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.

Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.

by Dino Tank March 3, 2008

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bj moustache

Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.

Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!

by Hlnahomey July 30, 2007

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Moostache

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.

Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."

by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007

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mustachio bashio

The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.

"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"

by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008

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