white mushroom

The act of blowing cocaine into a woman's anus, after which she fart's, creating the "white mushroom" cloud effect.

Bro, I was blowing coke into this whore's ass and she fucking white mushroomed everywhere! Fucking nasty..

by TheManJamesIV May 22, 2016

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016

mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 23, 2012

mushroom booty

A girl with a perfectly round ass

gd, u see here mushroom booty? That bitch round af!

by yungmaemae April 7, 2019

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

Bukkake Mushroom

Get a group of males and 1 female. All the males will cum on one of the males dicks and then the female will suck it off.

Chad- Bro, you wanna join us in a bukkake mushroom?
Brad- Bro, as long as y’all don’t cum on my dick I’m fine with it.

by Bigboilikesturtles May 21, 2019

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006